Let's Chat About the Donald, Ladies!

 In case you weren't aware, Donald Trump is still getting decent approval ratings from the white ladies.

I think it's time we had a chat, OK ladies?

Let's discuss this.

Let's say you're single and you begin dating a charming, rich man.  You are considering marriage and you suddenly find out he has a few indiscretions in his past.  First off, he's cheated on women before.  Second, he's been known to have stated publicly, perhaps in jest, that he has no problem touching women's genitals whenever he feels like it.

You start hearing rumors that he's got a track record of bankruptcies.

But you're saying to yourself, he's wealthy, he's single and will be a good provider.  And I'm 22 and not married in Georgia which is against the law.

But then it comes out that people that have worked with and for him have gone to jail for money laundering, stealing and lying when under investigation.  You have also heard that he's been known to have welshed on his own contracts, failing to pay contractors that have completed work for him.

The people he has supported and associated with have been accused of other indiscretions such as  child molestation, disobeying federal laws, and racketeering.  And he himself has been accused in the past of the same crime, having run an education program that was forced to pay back money by a court for offering false promises.

Now you're saying to yourself, ok, there are a few read flags, but he defends me and stands up to criticism and has an entire room made of golden stuff.  Soooooo cool.

And then you find out his attorney, or the man you were introduced to as his attorney, has drawn up several agreements to pay hush money so his previous affairs wouldn't get out into the public.

But he's looked deep into your eyes and with that poised, sweet post-three-divorces-calm told you it's all lies.

Now, I ask you ladies -- would you wait for a jury to tell you this guy is bad news?  Would you set him up on a date with your best friend?  Maybe you shouldn't answer that because I've known some women who were entirely too cruel to their own friends, but still.  How long would you think this over before you discarded him?  I've known people to discard a prospective mate simply because he got himself a drink at the coffee shop when she ran late.

So why on earth would you approve of him as President of the entire country?

I know, he's got that bad boy thing going, and there's something about sleeping with a dangerous man.

But, hey, why not consider riding a motorcycle without a helmet?  I think the drama will be even better and this way the only damage that will be permanent will be to yourself for taking such a silly risk.

So come November, please break off this relationship, because I don't want to be part of these bad choices.